I have good friends. We drink. I like retro music, dark eclectic books and movies. I live for October, Fall and Halloween. Add swing dancing and New Orleans too.
I love wine and cheese.
I don't mind Cher, the guy has a nice voice.
If you drive 55 in the passing lane on the highway and won't get over, you should die. Sorry, but you should.
I swear too much....fucker.
If you and I were running away from the boogie man, I'd trip you. Survival instincts.
I don't dance, seriously, don't even ask.
If you tell me not to do something, I'm probably going to do it anyways just to see what all the fuss was about.
I think everyone should wait tables at some point in their lives.
I used to not like kids so much, until I became an uncle and I realized you can get them to do and say just about anything, and that can be fun.
I'm probably wrong more times than I am right, but I will still try and get you to listen to me.
I think just about anything, put in the right context, can be funny.
If I had to lose one of my senses, it would be my sense of stupidity, then I think people wouldn't annoy me as much.
I don't trust anyone who claims they haven't masturbated, I mean come on, pick a different fucking lie.
I would love to vote on personality, but since I can only see a picture, I'll go on skin to win.
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